“Shut the front door & grab a beverage!”

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mtn Dew, 7-Up, Dr. Pepper

Liquid Death: Lime, Orange, Dead Billionaire

Red Bull: Classic, Zero Sugar, Blueberry, Coconut Berry

Non-Alkies:

Beer : Michelob Ultra Zero, Blue Moon N/A, Seedless Strawberry

Cocktails:

Dante’s Deception

The Final Cinn

Grown up Beverages (21+ Only):

For a list of these delightful pleasures, please present a valid ID showing you are over the age of 21 to your server for verification & peruse our Lil’ Black Book

No Valid ID = No grown up beverages

No Exceptions!

We don’t drown our food in oil—we blast it with heat and attitude. Our rapid-cook air fryers deliver that filthy-good crunch you crave, minus the greasy aftermath. Sinful flavor, guilt optional

Cheese Tease – Hot, stretchy, & emotionally unavailable Mozzarella Sticks

Cluck Around (6 piece) – Juicy, Sticky, Wings sauced just the way you like them: Devil’s Own, Reaper, Garlic Parm, Sweet & Spicy Honey, Mango Habanero, Korean BBQ

Caprese Complication – Crisp, Golden Crostini crowned w/ forbidden Basil, juicy Tomato, & creamy Mozzarella, seductively drizzled in Balsamic Reduction/Olive Oil

Cluckless Chaos – Buffalo Cauliflower – No Meat, No Wings, No Apologies

“Our Boi’s Don’t Play Nice”

Dough Boi (6) – A Classic Breadstick, buttered & seasoned w/ garlic parmesan

Cheesy Boi – Calzone Style, stuffed w/ Mozzarella

Hot Boi – Calzone Style, stuffed w/ Cream Cheese, Mozzarella & Jalapeños

Stuffed Boi – Choose up to 3 pizza toppings to stuff in this calzone style Boi

Dusk ‘Till Dawn – Our way of making garlic cheese bread

*Includes choice of dipping sauce: Our House Taboo Sauce (Cilantro, Lime, Jalapeno Ranch), Ranch, Garlic Ranch,

Marinara or Margherita

“Where every bite is a beautiful disaster!”

Hot Mess – Buffalo Chicken piled w/ a Gorgonzola Coleslaw – This chick is a rebound you won’t regret!

Mess Behavior – Chicken, Marinara, Mozz, Provolone/Parm w/ Pesto – Chick’ll act up, melt down, & leave a mess behind!

The Messacre – Meatball, Ribbon Pepperoni, Marinara, Onion, Mushroom, & Mozzarella – So messy, you’ll need an alibi & a wet wipe!

White City Mess – Italian Beef, Spicy (Hot) Giardiniera, Garlic Aioli w/ Au Jus – A mess so good, it deserves its own crime scene!

Forbidden Mess – Brisket, Gorgonzola, smothered w/ Mushroom, Onion w/ Garlic Aioli – Every bite is a middle finger to moderation!

*Includes: Choice of Italian Chickpea Salad or Choice of Chips: Jalapeño Cheddar, Mesquite BBQ, or Sea Salt (No Substitutions)

“The garden never warned you about this!”

The Side Piece – Kalera, Spinach, Cabbage, Heirloom Tomatoes, Olive,

Pepperoncini, Shaved parm w/ Croutons

Twisted Caesar 1/2 or Full – Kalera, Spinach, Caesar Tossed Rainbow Rotini, Shaved parm, Red Pepper Drizzle w/ Croutons

Moo’d Swing – Kalera, Spinach, Smoked Beef Brisket, Blistered Tomatoes, Crispy Onions & Gorgonzola

Hellfire Harvest – Kalera, Spinach, Chicken, Bacon, Pickled Peppadew Peppers, w/ Croutons

Greens w/ Benefits – Kalera, Spinach, Blend of Chickpea Salad (Cucumber, Peppers, Onions) sprinkled w/ Feta & Croutons

Forked Up Fresh – Kalera, Spinach, Cucumber, Carrots, Heirloom Tomatoes, Banana Peppers, topped w/ Feta & Croutons

Bonded by Berries – Spinach, Strawberries, Almonds, Feta w/ a Lemon Garlic Drizzle

Dressings:

Taboo Sauce (Cilantro, Lime, Jalapeño Ranch), Ranch, Garlic Ranch, Italian, Caesar, Balsamic Vinaigrette or Toasted Sesame

Perfectly rolled Penne Pasta w/ baked in flavors, will leave you floating in a haze of carbs & zero regrets”

KGB

Alfredo, Chicken, Bacon, & Jalapeño – Packed tight w/ buds that burn back

White Widow

Alfredo, Chicken, & Mushroom – You’re not stuck, you just don’t want to leave

Hot Box

Alfredo, Hot Sausage, & Mushroom – Keep the windows up & let it get steamy

Home Grown

Alfredo/Pesto, Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, & Red Onion – The kind of comfort food your dealer probably makes when they’re feelin’ fancy

Steam Roller

Marinara, Italian Sausage, & Mushroom – Hits fast, burns slow, leaves you sauced & speechless

The OG

Marinara, Meatball, Mushroom, & Red Onion – Old-school flavor w/ a new-school high 

Devil’s Lettuce

Marinara, Artichoke Heart, Red Onion, & Roasted Red Pepper – Green is not the only thing getting roasted

*Includes: Toasted Garlic-Parmesan Crostini / Swap Crostini for (2) Dough Boi’s

“Behaves like a dessert, hits like a scandal…” 

Fudge it All! – Decadent, destructive, & drowning in chocolate – Eat this Cake because life’s too short to behave

Campfire Confessions – S’mores Cheesecake for 2 that is so good, you’ll be whispering sins to the flame

Final Temptation – Cannoli collides w/ Cheesecake in this decadent, dreamy, & dangerously delicious dessert for 2

Made in-house from whole tomatoes, seasoned & rendered down into our pizza sauce leaving our marinara w/ a deep, robust, peppery & oregano flavor!

Fromage á Trois – Sultry blend of Mozzarella, Romano, & Feta

IDK (I Don’t Know) – Let’s face it, Pepperoni is the #1 pizza in America

MPD (Multiple Pepperoni Disorder) – Classic flat, chunky ribbon, & crispy cupping Pepperonis

The Great Debate – Canadian Bacon & Pineapple

Sacrilege – Cupping Pepperoni, Pineapple, Jalapeño, & drizzled w/ a Hot Honey Drizzle. Again w/ the pineapple!

3-Pig – Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, & Bacon – won’t let your house fall down

Valhalla – Bratwurst – Hot Sausage, Fresh Basil, Red Onion, Mushroom, & Garlic

The Totally Taboo

Traditional – Pepperoni, Ham, Bratwurst Style Hot Sausage, Mushrooms, Red Onion, Green Pepper, & Black Olives  

Or The Unholy The Founder’s go-to: Pepperoni, Italian Sausage, Bacon, Mushrooms, Red Onion, Green Pepper, & Green Olives

Made in-house from whole tomatoes, seasoned & rendered down into a beautifully light Margherita sauce layered w/ notes of basil & garlic

Sinatra – Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Basil w/ Heirloom Tomatoes

Just Veggin’ – Hanging out w/ the Veggies roll w/ our Favorites: Red Onion, Heirloom Tomato, & Green Pepper or Choose your favorite 3

Edgy Veggie – Spinach, Mushroom, Red Onion, Green Pepper, Green Olive, Artichoke Hearts, Slivered Almonds, & Chopped Garlic

Rich, creamy alfredo bursting w/ garlic, pepper, Romano, & attitude

Island Reaper – Canadian Bacon, Breakfast Bacon, Jalapeño, Pineapple, & crushed Red Peppers

Cluck n’ Oinker – Chicken, Breakfast Bacon, Mushroom, & Caramelized Sweet Onion

O-Town Philly (Chicken or Brisket) – Provolone, Mushroom, Red Onion, Caramelized Sweet Onions, Roasted Red Peppers, Red Pepper Flakes, & Chopped Garlic

Bright, aromatic, basil forward is beautifully balanced

Cheeky Chick – Fresh Mozzarella, Chicken, Heirloom Tomatoes, & Feta

The Garden of Eatin’ – Artichoke Hearts, Mushroom, & Caramelized Onions w/ a Balsamic Glaze

Pure earthy goodness of the Highest Quality

Yin ‘n Yang – Chicken, Roasted Red Peppers, Caramelized Sweet Onions, Fresh Basil, Crushed Red Peppers & a Balsamic Reduction Glaze

Blended in-house for a perfectly balanced flavor w/ a subtle smoky finish

Sassy Chick – Chicken, Bacon, Red Onion & finished w/ a BBQR Drizzle

Red-Headed Stepchild – Chicken, Bacon, Red Onion, Jalapeño, Pineapple & Finished w/ a BBQR Drizzle

Kermit’s Dream (Sorry Frog, she’s ours now) – Smoky Pulled Pork, Red Onion, Tangy Coleslaw, Dill Pickle & Finished w/ a BBQ Drizzle

House-Crafted garlic ranch, smooth, savory, & elegantly bold

Crazy Californian – Chicken, Spinach, Heirloom Tomato, & Feta. 

Hot Chick – Buffalo Chicken, Red Onion w/ the Devil’s Own Drizzle

Meats: Pepperoni, Cupping Pepperoni, Ribbon Pepperoni, Ham, Bacon, Canadian Bacon, Italian Sausage, Sliced Bratwurst, Meatballs, Chicken, Buffalo Chicken, & Beef Brisket

Veggies: Artichoke Hearts, Basil, Banana Peppers, Green Peppers, Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeños, Black Olives, Green Olives, Mushrooms, Red Onion, Caramelized Onion, Almonds, Pineapple, Spinach, Heirloom Tomato, & Chopped Garlic

# 1. Every Pizza is a 10-inch private affair: intimate, intentional, & unapologetically yours!
# 2. We offer Gluten-Free and Dairy-Free options. Ask your server for more info!
# 3. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, seafood, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness
# 4. Please inform your server of any allergies — we play w/ nuts, dairy, gluten, & good intentions